You Cannot Stop, or Hope to Contain, Johan Voskamp

Tip of the hat to Old 27 for this one, and as he said, someone (maybe MLS) should sign this Voskamp fella.

The 25-year-old striker scored eight goals—five in the first half—in Sparta Rotterdam’s 12-1 shellacking of Almere City in the Dutch second division.

And unlike Wilt Chamberlain’s famous 100-point game against the Knicks back in the day, there is video evidence of this one (complete with awful Swedish house music for a soundtrack):

Overheard in the Almere City locker room at halftime: “Who’s marking Voskamp?”

And in the Sparta Rotterdam locker room: “Johan, I’m open.”*

Click here for the rather spectacular match report.

*Both jokes retrofitted from Adam Sandler‘s comedy bit on Chamberlain’s 100-point game.

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One comment on “You Cannot Stop, or Hope to Contain, Johan Voskamp

  1. Prison Mike says:

    The Sandler bit is hilarious. “Come on Wilt, pass me the ball. My dad’s here.”

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