Tip of the hat to Old 27 for this one, and as he said, someone (maybe MLS) should sign this Voskamp fella.
The 25-year-old striker scored eight goals—five in the first half—in Sparta Rotterdam’s 12-1 shellacking of Almere City in the Dutch second division.
And unlike Wilt Chamberlain’s famous 100-point game against the Knicks back in the day, there is video evidence of this one (complete with awful Swedish house music for a soundtrack):
Overheard in the Almere City locker room at halftime: “Who’s marking Voskamp?”
And in the Sparta Rotterdam locker room: “Johan, I’m open.”*
Click here for the rather spectacular match report.
*Both jokes retrofitted from Adam Sandler‘s comedy bit on Chamberlain’s 100-point game.