We’re going outside our jurisdiction to bring you this highlight from a Greek second division game between Veria and Levadiakos.
Behold, as Veria (we think) has five clear chances in a 20-second span, clanging three of them off the woodwork and missing the other two:
Next up, Veria players let loose at the broad side of a barn in training.
(We also enjoyed how the keeper comes out and berates his backline after the deluge passes. He should have been kissing his goalposts.)