Vinnie Jones Delivers Third-Greatest Halftime Speech in Soccer History

Number one is Pelé, Michael Caine and the boys in the escape tunnel at halftime against the Germans in John Huston’s Victory.

Number two is whatever Alex Ferguson said to Man U the day he hit Beckham in the head with a shoe.

And number three is right here—actor and former Chelsea, Wimbledon, and QPR tough guy Vinnie Jones lighting a fire under his Sunday pub-league team, Hollywood All-Stars:

Hard to settle on just one favorite quote from that, but we’ll go with:

“Mikey! F***ing get in there, come in the midfield, go and pick someone up.  You want sit out there on the f***ing left side and f***ing toss it off!”

Related: Jones has supposedly been working on a Victory remake for years, with designs on casting Beckham in the Bobby Moore role.

Hat tip to the Henchman for the clip.

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2 comments on “Vinnie Jones Delivers Third-Greatest Halftime Speech in Soccer History

  1. Colbert says:

    FYI, I’m f*cking gutted for the guys on the sidelines too.

  2. Colbert says:

    Oh, and i LOVE the fact the team is sponsored by brazzers.com – a perfect fit.

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