C.J. Sapong’s Body Fat is 5.4, Wooing Skills Closer to Zero

The Sporting Kansas City striker still has our vote for MLS Rookie of the Year, even after we watched this:

We’re also still looking forward to his first call-up to the USMNT.

(If you’re scoring at home, “two up two down” is a hand signal for the state of Virginia.)

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