Red Bulls striker ThierryHenry shut down the balloting for the week (and maybe the year) with this stunner:
The 88th-minute golazo put New York up 2-0 on Montreal, but of course, these being the Red Bulls, they gave up a goal to MarcoDiVaio in stoppage time, and then nearly blew Henry’s masterpiece a minute later, when Di Vaio hit both posts with a shot inside the box.
The former Serie A goal poacher was ruled offside, dubiously, and the ball just stayed out, enabling the Red Bulls (6-4-2) to hold on for a 2-1 win that lifted them into a tie with Houston atop the Eastern Conference standings.
The incomparable LionelMessi was at it again this past weekend, making Atletico Bilbao defenders look like Washington General–style accomplices in his showmanship en route to Barcelona’s first goal in a 2-2 draw on Saturday.
Take a look:
As PrisonMike said, he makes stuff like this look too easy.
Sidenote: There’s a clip of this floating around with beIN Sports’ RayHudson doing the commentary, and we gotta say, the former Miami Fusion and D.C. United coach may have jumped the shark when it comes to broadcasting Messi brilliance.
His way over-the-top response—with phrases like “he emasculates them individually, collectively!” and “he disperses his atoms to one side of his body…!”—actually detracts from the sensational action on display.
Tamp it down a bit, Ray. You’re getting in the way.
Manchester United striker RobinvanPersie scored three goals yesterday to lift his team to a 3-0 win over Aston Villa (and U.S. keeper BradGuzan) that clinched the club’s 20th English championship.
His second was a beauty:
The full volley into the far corner, off of a pass from distance, kind of reminded us of MetroBull striker JohnWolyniec’s overtime winner against Columbus in 2003:
Which one is better?
The MLS man was closer to goal, but the pass he had to deal with was longer. It was also an overtime winner.
Both players hit the ball absolutely on the screws, but RVP’s degree of difficulty to get it on frame was greater, and he pocketed it right in the corner.
Srsly: Check out this sweet sweet combination of skill and teamwork that produced a golazo for Benfica against their Lisbon archrivals Sporting (former home of U.S. defender OguchiOnyewu) on Sunday:
Noyce.
Benfica won the game 2-0 to stay four points clear of Porto at the top of the table.
Wait for the third replay of this astounding long-range goal from MorDiouf, a Senegalese defender who plays for South African Premier League side Supersport United.
That’s the one that gives the best angle of him collecting the ball deep in his own end with two minutes to play in a scoreless game. He looks up, sees the Mamelodi Sundowns keeper off his line, and … has a go from about, oh, 80 yards:
The nine games yielded 24 goals, many of which were terrific, including the following five:
The week was filthy rich with great goals; there were also fine strikes from MikeMagee and SebastienLeToux. But of the five nominees, we have to go with DavyArnaud’s excellent finish, teed up by Felipe’s superb scoop over the top. Finishing a close second for us was DiegoValeri‘s slick slalom and finish against New York, followed, again, very closely, by Vancouver’s beautiful team goal.
Keep an eye on Whitecaps midfielder DaigoKobayashi, the man who laid that ball off for GershonKhoffie to finish. Kobayashi’s teammate JunMarquesDavidson said the Japanese import (who’s only 30) would be the most technical player in the league when he joined in preseason. After seeing him for one game, we see what Davidson means: Kobayashi is superclean on the ball. He—and Vancouver—are going to be fun to watch.
This was always going to be a tough game for the U.S.
A draw would’ve been a solid and perfectly acceptable result.
So it wasn’t the loss, necessarily, that will irk the U.S. fan, but the way that loss came about:
• With three defensive-minded midfielders in the lineup, and no true wingers.
• With very little pressure on the ball, despite those three ball hawks in midfield.
• After taking a 1-0 lead.
• Following an odd burst of substitutions around the 60th minute, which included putting SachaKljestan out wide on the left instead of in the middle where he’s more suited to succeed.
• And finally, and most surprisingly, after completely fading down the stretch, despite Coach Klinsi’s incessant harping on fitness and doing more than the other guy in training.
Anyway, on to the highlights:
Mr. Juan Carlos Garcia, author of that astounding bicycle-kick equalizer, is 24 years old and plays for Olimpia in the Honduran top flight. Don’t be surprised if he, like several of his countrymen (RogerEspinoza and MaynorFigueroa at Wigan; EmilioIzaguirre at Celtic), makes a jump to a bigger league some time soon.
Honduras is a quality team, full of skillful, athletic, and increasingly accomplished players. The stadium in San Pedro Sula is a cauldron, and the field, on Wednesday at least, was a cow pasture. The long grass slowed the game down and made the U.S.’s counter-attacking tactics more difficult to pull off.
But all that said, this was not a new-model U.S. team, as Klinsmann has been tasked with creating. This was the same old stuff—except maybe worse.
There’s no question that this team misses LandonDonovan. They could also use a 2010-era StuartHolden, or, while we’re at it, a 2009 version of CharlieDavies.
But they don’t know when LD is coming back (or what his mindset will be), they can’t put too much stock in Holden, who’s been hurt for close to two years, and as for Davies, well, it’s looking like he may never regain his admittedly lofty pre-car-crash form.
So the players we saw on Wednesday are essentially the hand Klinsmann has been dealt. If he can get the best out of them, they should qualify. But so far, in 18 months on the job, he has yet to coax anything like their best, and his tactics seem ill-suited to doing so.
*We’re not really at that point yet, but anything less than three points against Costa Rica on March 22, and that point will be in sight.
