Training Bib Completely Shuts Down Mario Balotelli

We have a five-year-old son and, not to brag on our own kid, but he’s got some talent on the pitch. He can handle a number of basic skills very well, but he struggles mightily in one department: When handed a pinnie to put on for practice games, he cannot make head or tails of it, and always requires adult assistance to get the thing on.

Turns out he’s got a lot in common with Manchester City’s talented youngster Mario Balotelli:

Fortunately for young Backpost, you can get all the way to the highest level without mastering that particular skill.